FledEx

Dear FedEx,

I am sorry the notice below is required on your envelopes.

“Do not ship liquids, blood or diagnostics in this package”

Sympathetically,

Shorelinecity

Concert Rules

The rule seems to be when going to a show the tallest people in the place must stand in from of me. I say this because at some shows they seem to rotate positions or move left to right as if on purpose…ugh…

Oh you know who you are, now sit down damn it!!!!

Overheard in N.C.

“Basically, we gotta have some old people dieing before business will pick up.………”

Whoa what?!?!?